{"id":1181,"date":"2010-11-07T11:18:49","date_gmt":"2010-11-07T17:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elblogdeborges.com\/?p=1181"},"modified":"2010-11-07T11:18:49","modified_gmt":"2010-11-07T17:18:49","slug":"11-cosas-que-debes-evitar-en-una-primera-cita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elblogdeborges.com\/?p=1181","title":{"rendered":"11 cosas que debes evitar en una primera cita"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>Mencionar d\u00f3nde guardas los \tcad\u00e1veres<\/li>\n<li>Mencionar los cad\u00e1veres<\/li>\n<li>Llamar o recibir llamadas de tu \tmadre para dejarle saber c\u00f3mo va la cita<\/li>\n<li>Invitar a tu madre a la cita \ttambi\u00e9n<\/li>\n<li>Contar tus experiencias bajo los \tefectos del alcohol<\/li>\n<li>Demostrar c\u00f3mo se desarrollan \tdichas experiencias al ordenar una tercera botella de vino<\/li>\n<li>Contar de tu estad\u00eda en el asilo \tmental<\/li>\n<li>Contar por qu\u00e9 tuviste una \testad\u00eda en el asilo mental<\/li>\n<li>Llegar m\u00e1s de media hora tarde<\/li>\n<li>Llegar m\u00e1s de una hora temprano<\/li>\n<li>Hacerle caso a listas como estas, \tya que conllevan poco esfuerzo y aun menos investigaci\u00f3n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mencionar d\u00f3nde guardas los cad\u00e1veres Mencionar los cad\u00e1veres Llamar o recibir llamadas de tu madre para dejarle saber c\u00f3mo va la cita Invitar a tu madre a la cita tambi\u00e9n Contar tus experiencias bajo los efectos del alcohol Demostrar c\u00f3mo se desarrollan dichas experiencias al ordenar una tercera botella de vino Contar de tu estad\u00eda &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.elblogdeborges.com\/?p=1181\">Seguir leyendo<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[284,283],"class_list":["post-1181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-cosmo","tag-supera-eso","item-wrap"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elblogdeborges.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elblogdeborges.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elblogdeborges.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elblogdeborges.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elblogdeborges.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1181"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.elblogdeborges.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1183,"href":"https:\/\/www.elblogdeborges.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181\/revisions\/1183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elblogdeborges.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elblogdeborges.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elblogdeborges.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}