{"id":91,"date":"2006-11-28T12:15:02","date_gmt":"2006-11-28T16:15:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/elblogdeborges.wordpress.com\/2006\/11\/28\/un-pedido-de-mostaza\/"},"modified":"2006-11-28T12:15:02","modified_gmt":"2006-11-28T16:15:02","slug":"un-pedido-de-mostaza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elblogdeborges.com\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"Un pedido de mostaza"},"content":{"rendered":"

Un amigo, que est\u00e1 de vacaciones en Nueva York, me hizo el favor de buscarme un tipo de mostaza que no se consigue aqu\u00ed (al menos, no s\u00e9 d\u00f3nde lo venden). Armado con su Blackberry, me envi\u00f3 un mensaje instant\u00e1neo para decirme que iba de camino a buscar el pedido. Fue una experiencia tan extra\u00f1a que comparto la conversaci\u00f3n con ustedes.<\/p>\n

Yo estaba sentado frente a mi computadora en San Juan, Puerto Rico y \u00e9l dando vueltas por Nueva York con su Blackberry.<\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>8:29 PM <\/span><\/span>amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: No. Te vallas que voy al deli ahora<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: ok, jajja<\/span> <\/span><\/span>creo que voy a tener que escribir algo de esto…<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span>amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Jejeje<\/span> <\/span><\/span>Si lo haces usa un seudonimo para mi no quiero que me digan geek<\/span><\/span>Jejejeje <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>me<\/span><\/strong>: jajaja…. Luis ser\u00eda el mejor seud\u00f3nimo…<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Entodo caso geekberry<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: nombre com\u00fan<\/span> <\/span><\/span>jajaja<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Jjejeje si pero muy conocido en el entorno too much coincidence<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: jajaja, ok.<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Oh oh you have to wait I found a pc richars store <\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: \u00bfQu\u00e9 es eso?<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Let me che first<\/span> <\/span><\/span>Electronics mega store<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> <\/span>me<\/span><\/strong>: ah<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Disneyland<\/span> <\/span><\/span>Jjejeje<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>me<\/span><\/strong>: Lo perdimos…<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Cjjejeje<\/span><\/span>Nothing interesante<\/span><\/span>Continuo el journey to find el santo grial of mustard<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong>me<\/span><\/strong>: \u00a1Qu\u00e9 mal! Mostaza, entonces.<\/span> <\/span><\/span>jajaja<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Ok I’m headed to pathmark<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: \u00bfQu\u00e9 es eso?<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Se dice heade right<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> <\/span>me<\/span><\/strong>: S\u00ed, lo escribiste bien<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Es como un colmado pero mas diverso<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: oh<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Tiene gondolas latinas y asiaticas<\/span> <\/span><\/span>Cosasa asi<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: Interesante<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Yup<\/span><\/span>The big apple<\/span> <\/span><\/span>Wonder why<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: jmmm<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Etnicitys all over the place<\/span><\/span>Hoy fui a un sitio y despes que me queme pensando lo queiba a pedir el tipo me dice si! Lo que usted busca esta en el pasillo 5<\/span> <\/span><\/span>Y el tipo parecia ruso<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: jajaja… \u00bfqu\u00e9 era lo que buscabas?<\/span> <\/span><\/span>In the 1920s the New York race tracks were the cream of the crop, so going to the
\nNew York races was a big treat, the prize, allegorically a Big Apple.<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Isn’t google amazing jejeeje<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: wikipedia<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> <\/span>tiene todo<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Unas piezas para mi tia<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>Si wiki tmb esta brtal<\/span> <\/span><\/span> Bueno aqui estoy searching<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: ok…<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Eso es judio<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> <\/span>me<\/span><\/strong>: S\u00ed<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Ok<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>me<\/span><\/strong>: pero si es como un supermercado, tal vez est\u00e9 donde est\u00e1n las dem\u00e1s mostazas… no s\u00e9<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Ok encontre una marca gringa<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

Si<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: \u00bfC\u00f3mo se llama?<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Mira a ver <\/span> <\/span><\/span>French’s spicy brown mustard<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> <\/span>Bold deli flavor<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: No… esa se consigue ac\u00e1<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Ok<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> <\/span>Otra<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Guldens spicy brown mudtard<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>Path mark deli style mustard<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: Tambi\u00e9n se consigue ac\u00e1, pero si no hay m\u00e1s nada… jm… path mark<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

\u00bfAs\u00ed se llama?<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Hebrew national deli mustard<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

Esa es mas orental jeje<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: Hebrew national? Cool<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Sip<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: \u00bfAlguna otra?<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Welll ist made by conagrafoods in
\nomaha so jejeje<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

Nope<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: Hebrew nationa, entonces<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

consigue dos<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Voy a pasar por la gondola oriental a ver<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> <\/span>Quieres 2?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> <\/span>me<\/span><\/strong>: \u00bfS\u00ed?<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: De la misma o dif<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: Me djas saber si hay algo interesante en la g\u00f3ndola oriental<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

de la misma<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> <\/span>amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Ok<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>me<\/span><\/strong>: \u00a1Gracias!<\/span> <\/span><\/span>Casi me hago un hot dog, de la alegr\u00eda<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> <\/span>jajaja<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Jeje<\/span><\/span> En la orienrtal solo hay salsa de pato<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> <\/span>me<\/span><\/strong>: jajaja<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Jeje <\/span> <\/span><\/span>So hebrew it is<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: S\u00edp<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Que cojones en la boricua hay refescos goya<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

En lavida los habia visto<\/span> <\/span><\/span>Soda de tamarindo jejejeje voy a probarla<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: \u00bfRefrescos? \u00bfC\u00f3mo Coca-cola?<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> <\/span>amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Escribe eso<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: interesante<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Si <\/span><\/span>Pero en botellas como venia la pina buena te acuerdas<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: No recuerdo la pi\u00f1a, no<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Tu eres de guayjnabo jeje?<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: no…<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: La pina buena todavia la venden en la isla en botellas como la corona pero mas flacas<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> <\/span>me<\/span><\/strong>: jm… \u00bfD\u00f3nde?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Son 10oz por 25\u00a3<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> <\/span>me<\/span><\/strong>: barato…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> <\/span>amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: En os colmaditos de campo<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Sip<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> <\/span><\/span>me<\/span><\/strong>: Probablemente no han podido venderla en 20 a\u00f1os…, jajaja<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Jajaja<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

Yo la compro es buena caada vez que la veo<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> <\/span>Antes pasaba un carrito por casa<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Bueno te veo ya tengo tus mustard <\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

See ya later<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/span><\/strong>: cool, mano, gracias.<\/span> <\/span><\/span>te veo el mi\u00e9rcoles<\/span> <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

amigodevacaciones<\/span><\/strong>: Yup see ya<\/span> <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

Guarde esta p\u00e1gina<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Un amigo, que est\u00e1 de vacaciones en Nueva York, me hizo el favor de buscarme un tipo de mostaza que no se consigue aqu\u00ed (al menos, no s\u00e9 d\u00f3nde lo venden). Armado con su Blackberry, me envi\u00f3 un mensaje instant\u00e1neo para decirme que iba de camino a buscar el pedido. Fue una experiencia tan extra\u00f1a … <\/p>\n

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